Carl HiaasenI’m waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh’s pharmacist writes a book.
About This Quote
Rush Limbaugh is a well-known talk radio host. He has a lot of supporters, but he also has his fair share of detractors. When someone says that they are waiting for Rush Limbaugh to write a book, they are saying that they are waiting for him to be motivated enough to write a book.
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