Brian FrancisI can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her.
About This Quote
This quote is funny because it implies that God does not have to worry about her. If he is so close, why isn’t she dead yet? The truth is that God has other plans for her. He wants her to live a long, healthy life. You should never take anything at face value or assume that what someone says is true.
God does not have to avoid the old woman at all. He wants her to live a long, healthy life.
Source: Natural Order
Some Similar Quotes
- Higher-level capture devices, because they are complicated and involve novel applications of new technologies, tend to fail in unexpected ways. Thus, only after some years was it realized that Hot Spot may not work well if the weather is very hot and that it may...
- Winning isn't everything--but wanting to win is.
- The score never interested me, only the game.
- Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game
- I've never lost a game I just ran out of time.
More Quotes By Brian Francis
- I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Football. Bloody hell.
- Once you bid farewell to discipline you say goodbye to success
- Onde you bid farewell to discipline you day goodbye to success
- My greatest challenge is not what's happening at the moment, my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their fucking perch. And you can print that.
- The work of a team should always embrace a great player but the great player must always work.