Did you slip in some cheese? Did it make you hate cheese, which you had previously loved? Why not sue a cheese-maker? Sue him for all the cheese he's got, drive him out of the cheese-making business! Did you burn your face with an iron? Why not sue Prometheus, the god that invented fire? Or an Iron Age chieftain, for having the temerity to popularise the metal. Stewart Lee
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Gandhi once said, ‘If you do not have any sense of humour, you should have some.’ He went on to say, ‘It is their sense of humour that helps them to survive in this world.’

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