New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

Jay Leno
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of...
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of...
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of...
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of...
About This Quote

Most of us spend New Year's Eve at our homes or in our friends' homes. We spend the night with family and friends, eating delicious food, drinking champagne, and celebrating the New Year. However, there is one exception to all of this: the test. This year, you're going to get tested again. You're probably going to be tested for everything that you can possibly be tested for.

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