I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.

Kathy Lette
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When we experience something we don’t like, we often think of ways to express our anger and frustration. It is hard to believe that sometimes we do this in a very calm and deliberate way. A person may think: “I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.”

Source: To Love, Honour And Betray

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