7 Quotes & Sayings By Kathy Lette

Kathy Lette is an English-born Australian comedian, author, columnist, TV presenter and screenplay writer. She is known for her satirical, often provocative humour and personal approach to comedy. Her autobiography "Dare Me", which details her life story, sold over 200,000 copies in the UK in 1998. Her next book, "Be Yourself", was published in 2004; it details her life in Australia, with the title referring to the country's national motto Read more

Lette has written four novels: "The Gecko Factor", "My Life on the Road", "Look whom I've Found" and "Black Widow".

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People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop. Kathy Lette
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When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.'" - Lockie Kathy Lette
I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to...
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I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch. Kathy Lette
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I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard. Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded. With those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you Kathy Lette
It's not Life that begans at forty, it's Death- Victoria
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It's not Life that begans at forty, it's Death- Victoria Kathy Lette
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Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman. And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks. Because the see bether than thay think. Kathy Lette