My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Orson Welles
About This Quote

This quote is alluding to the fact that sometimes, at dinner parties, one person gets really hungry and decides to order food. Then the waiter comes with a dish for one, a dish for two, a dish for three and a dish for four. The next day the person really regrets ordering the excessive amount of food because they had no idea how much they were going to eat.

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