Carl HiaasenHey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.
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Hey is a word that means "hello." A shit flavored popsicle is a type of frozen treat that tastes awful, but is easy to eat due to its small size. It may have a large amount of sugar, but it's not bad for you because it's cold and chewy. In this context, the speaker is basically saying they don't usually enjoy life, but they are eating a crap-flavored popsicle out of necessity. The speaker might be drinking mixed drinks to wash away the taste of the popsicle.
Source: Nature Girl
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