Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
About This Quote

Those who believe in the power of telekinesis will raise their hands. People who believe in the power of telekinesis are very interesting to talk to. They always have funny stories about how they cast their “spells” or how they have done amazing things that have never been done before. For example, one woman once told me that she had a “family emergency” and could not come to my house, so she cast a spell where I would get hit by a truck. This turned out to be a ruse to see if I was really psychic.

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