Benjamin FranklinIn wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
About This Quote
Water is a very useful substance to have around. As long as you don’t drink it directly from the tap, it can be purified rather easily. Water contains a variety of things that make for healthy living including hydrogen and oxygen, but it also contains bacteria and other harmful microorganisms. If you find yourself in a situation where water is contaminated, you might want to consider drinking wine instead.
While wine may not be 100% free of microbes, it is much harder for them to grow in it than water. Therefore, wine is the beverage of choice when dealing with bacteria and other harmful microorganisms.
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