J.A. KonrathI think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I’m okay in that respect.” “Fine. If they get in the house, you can whack them with your genitals.
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In a series of satirical emails, one promoter of the game WarioWare D.I.Y. wrote, "I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I'm okay in that respect. " He also wrote, “Fine. If they get in the house, you can whack them with your genitals.� WarioWare D.I.Y., which is available on the Wii, is a collection of mini-games that feature characters from the WarioWare series of games created by programmer/designer/musician Shigero Miyamoto.
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