Quotes From "The List" By J.A. Konrath

I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male...
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I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I’m okay in that respect.” “Fine. If they get in the house, you can whack them with your genitals. J.A. Konrath
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I could spend all day lost in someone else's imagination. I love reading. Joanna Bolouri
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Some people are born with a fire inside them. The will to succeed. It isn’t a learned behavior. It’s just some unknown biological factor that makes them try harder. J.A. Konrath
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Remember at the junior picnic, when someone whipped that dog at Jennifer's head? And Jennifer was laughing, like it was funny? Ted never copped to it, but I know he did it. I saw him. A-hole.'Rachel shakes her head in disgust. 'She probably deals with that kind of crap every day..'' That's it. I'm going to ask Jennifer if she wants to sit with us today.. I don't like those little turds thinking they can make fun of her because she's on the list. Don't they have any respect for the fact that she's a senior? If she's with us, they wouldn't dare say anything. . Siobhan Vivian
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Survival of the generic. Siobhan Vivian