Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

Katie MacAlister
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The noun “mule” is defined as “any of various small horses of the genus Equus, often used for riding or draft work.” The verb “to mule,” on the other hand, is defined as “to ride or drive a mule.” Taken together, this quote really means nothing. You can choose what you want to be, and it won’t matter to me. But if you prefer to be ridden like a rented mule, by all means, enjoy the ride!

Source: Its All Greek To Me

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