That cat doesn't have a lick of sense, ' I said, sighing. Well, honey, he's not right in the head, ' Dad said, flipping his cigarette into the front yard. I glared at him. 'And just what do you mean by that?' Dad counted on his fingers. 'He's cross-eyed; he jumps out of trees after birds and then doesn't land on his feet; he sleeps with his head smashed up against the wall, and the tip of his tail is crooked.' Oh yeah? Well, how about this: he once got locked in a basement by evil Petey Scroggs in the middle of January and survived on snow and little frozen mice. When I'm cold at night he sleeps right on my face. Of that whole litter of kittens he came out of he's the only one left. One of his brothers didn't even have a butthole.' I stand corrected. PeeDink is a survivor. Haven Kimmel
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Once upon a time there was a man who lived in a house with his wife. The man had four cats, all of which were named PeeDink. The first cat was PeeDink Junior, the second one was PeeDink Senior and the third was PeeDink Junior. Then there was PeeDink Senior's mother, and she had three kittens: PeeDink Junior's sisters.

One day the man decided to run off with his mistress and abandon his home and family, leaving all of his pets behind. He and his wife went off and left their house empty and abandoned. The house stayed empty for a good year until one day the cats came together as one big happy family, all living together in one house.

Source: Girl Named Zippy: Growing Up Small In Mooreland, Indiana

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