Jon StewartI've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
About This Quote
Canada is a huge country. It is a lot bigger than most people give it credit for. It covers a huge expanse of land, and as such it is easy to think that no one could ever take over. In fact, it is easy to overlook Canada as a potential danger.
However, the truth of the matter is that Canada was once a country that was always on the verge of being taken over. In fact, Canada has been taken over, multiple times over. And it has only been a matter of time before that happens again.
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