I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
Who are you? Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies? Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them? I have. I am fucking crazy. But I am free.
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Lana Del Rey
Life is hell, at some point we all just have to get used to it.
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Alysha Speer
Thank you for being you, because without whom, I wouldn't be me.
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Anthony T Hincks
It's time to fly. Care to join me?
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Anthony T. Hincks
You can't be me and I can't be you, so I guess that means we'll have to be ourselves.
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Anthony T. Hincks
More Quotes By Johnny Vegas
From a certain age, I sort of accepted myself for what I was. And although to other people it was like nothing ever goes right, I had a really nice attitude that I'd inherited from my parents, and especially from my dad.
The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.
I came from a very loving home, had a happy life with no great aspirations, but going to the seminary changed me. There was a chunk of my childhood missing. Once I'd realised it wasn't for me, I still felt a tremendous pressure to continue...
Oh, I'm terrible at travel.
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.