If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

Billy Wilder
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  3. Immer wieder behauptete Unwahrheiten werden nicht zu Wahrheiten, sondern, was schlimmer ist, zu Gewohnheiten. - Oliver Hassencamp

  4. What people want, mainly, is to be told by some plausible authority that what they are already doing is right. I don't know know of a quicker way to become unpopular than to disagree. - John Brunner

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More Quotes By Billy Wilder
  1. If you're going to play the game properly you'd better know every rule.

  2. Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.

  3. One thing is clear to me: we, as human beings, must be willing to accept people who are different from ourselves.

  4. We believe in equality for all, and privileges for none. This is a belief that each American regardless of background has equal standing in the public forum, all of us. Because we believe this idea so firmly, we are an inclusive, rather than an exclusive...

  5. Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power.

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