Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

George Carlin
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Too often we get caught up in the complicated world of politics and the media. We forget that it’s not about facts and statistics, but rather right and wrong. Life does get simple when you take the excess away from the world. Then you realize that problems aren’t as complicated as they seem to be, especially if you take them one at a time.

Source: Brain Droppings

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