Until the notion of Helmet-Assisted Life catches on with more people, you may be seen as a threat if you wear a helmet during moments of intimacy. Yet it might also be true that relaxed intimacy cannot occur unless the head is fully protected.

Ben Marcus
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The notion of Helmet-Assisted Life catches on with more people, you may be seen as a threat if you wear a helmet during moments of intimacy. Yet it might also be true that relaxed intimacy cannot occur unless the head is fully protected. Of course, this is all much ado about nothing when it comes to sex. If you’re having sex in the backseat of your car or in the middle of an empty swimming pool, there isn’t any real need for helmets.

But when you’re getting down in the bedroom, it might be best to think about wearing one to prevent brain damage or other forms of permanent injury. There are many different kinds of helmets available for use in bed. One can purchase a simple baseball cap that will protect both your head and your lover’s head.

Another common design is one that attaches to the bedframe itself so that you can lie down without worrying about falling off the edge. The problem with this sort of equipment is that it can get expensive and not everyone is comfortable with putting on a helmet during intimate moments.

Source: Notable American Women

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