A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Fred Allen
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  3. The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person. - Chuck Palahniuk

  4. Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

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  1. California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange.

  2. All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.

  3. A group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done

  4. It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.

  5. Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

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