When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was no reason to quit.
It is an absolute human certainty that no one can know his own beauty or perceive a sense of his own worth until it has been reflected back to him in the mirror of another loving, caring human being.
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John Joseph Powell
It is when you lose sight of yourself, that you lose your way. To keep your truth in sight you must keep yourself in sight and the world to you should be a mirror to reflect to you your image; the world should be a...
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C. Joybell C.
Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
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Stephenie Meyer
Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.
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P.g. Wodehouse
If all men are made in God's reflection, then why do some people continue to acknowledge only what is in their part of the mirror? If every man was created equal and in the image of God, then how can any man claim that one...
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Suzy Kassem
More Quotes By Jeff Dunham
Jose: Do not drop me senor Jeff:i wont drop you, jose Jose:then i be jose jalapeno on the floor Peanut:do a little tap dance and we got salsa! Jeff: Thats terrible! Peanut:not with the right chips its not Jeff:stop it! im sorry josejose:its okayjeff: okay...
Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet potato. Anything you'd like to add, Walter?"Walter- "Accept Jesus as your Savior or you'll burn in Hell for all eternity.
It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor.
There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor.
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was...
