I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

Billy Connolly
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More Quotes By Billy Connolly
  1. If you think we can't change the world, it just means you're not one of those who will.

  2. Democracy is a con game. It’s a word invented to placate people to make them accept a given institution. All institutions sing, ‘We are free.’ The minute you hear ‘freedom’ and ‘democracy’, watch out… because in a truly free nation, no one has to tell...

  3. I don't believe in the Great Man theory of science or history. There are no great men, just men standing on the shoulders of other men and what they have done.

  4. Man, in the collective sense, is the hero of science. Man, in the collective sense, is the hero of Earth.

  5. It takes a different value system if you wish to change the world.

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