'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

Artie Lange
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  1. You haven’t lived till you’ve played Scrabble in a psych ward.

  2. 'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

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  4. When you're an adult, when times are good, entire years go by in what feels like the space of one season. But the worst trick time plays on you is just how slowly the worst times in your life take you to live through.

  5. Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

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