7 Quotes & Sayings By Artie Lange

Artie Lange, formerly known as "Fat Al" (he is 6'3" and over 300 pounds), is an actor, comedian, radio show host, author, and filmmaker. He was most recently seen in the Comedy Central show "Crashing" alongside Pete Holmes. He has appeared in numerous comedy films including "Just Shoot Me!", "Baby Mama," "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby," and most recently "Get Hard." His film work includes roles in the films "Kissing Jessica Stein," "The Ladies Man," "House Arrest," and Ben Affleck's film "Runner Runner." His television credits include the HBO series "Crashing," his own Comedy Central stand-up special "Big Fat Al's Big Fat Dangerous Year" on Christmas Day, 2012, Comedy Central's "@midnight," three seasons of the VH1 sketch show "@midnight with Chris Hardwick", six seasons on the NFL Network's America's Pregame, and he has appeared on the Howard Stern Show on Sirius XM Radio.

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You haven’t lived till you’ve played Scrabble in a psych ward. Artie Lange
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'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty. Artie Lange
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You know you have a gambling problem when it's 4 A.M. at the Mirage Sports Book and you're walking around going, 'Hey you get the lacrosse scores?' Artie Lange
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When you're an adult, when times are good, entire years go by in what feels like the space of one season. But the worst trick time plays on you is just how slowly the worst times in your life take you to live through. Artie Lange
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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. Artie Lange
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I'm like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you're with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, 'God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.' Artie Lange