The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.

David Sedaris
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  1. Would you like to know your future? If your answer is yes, think again. Not knowing is the greatest life motivator. So enjoy, endure, survive each moment as it comes to you in its proper sequence -- a surprise. - Vera Nazarian

  2. If you're reading this, I hope God opens incredible doors for your life this year. Greatness is upon you. You must believe it though. - Germany Kent

  3. So much can change from one day to the next, but the one thing that always remains the same is God. Stay focused on Him. In God We Trust. - Germany Kent

  4. Why read the current generation of text books when you have the ability to research and write the next generation of text books. - Steven Magee

  5. Do not have so much fear of this world that it will ruin the next incarnation. - Dada Bhagwan

More Quotes By David Sedaris
  1. Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

  2. Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

  3. Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.

  4. We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

  5. If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.

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