I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts....
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Nora Ephron
Mercifully one forgets one's love affairs as one forgets one's dreams.
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Iris Murdoch
He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.
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Anonymous
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.
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George Carlin
My mother said "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said "Just wait."
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Judy Tenuta
More Quotes By Mark Twain
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
