One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.
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Melvin Helitzer
I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Yogi Berra
I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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Jack Benny
I explained to him I had simple tastes and didn't want anything ostentatious no matter what it costs.
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Art Buchwald
I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion I think it must be gratitude.
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Benjamin Disraeli
More Quotes By Jack Benny
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
I don't deserve this award but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with Prudential. All I can say is: When I go they go!
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce murder yes but divorce never.
I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
