You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.
Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.
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Robert A. Heinlein
You always admire what you really don't understand.
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Eleanor Roosevelt
What you can't get is just what suits you.
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French Proverb
The dream is real my friends. The failure to realize it is the only reality.
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Toni Cade Bambara
The true exercise of freedom is-can-nily and wisely and with grace-to move inside what space confines-and not seek to know what lies beyond and cannot be touched or tasted.
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A. S. Byatt
More Quotes By Jackie Mason
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Right now I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.
You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.
Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world.. .. That's me .. . But to my wife .. .
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
