Right now I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.

Jackie Mason
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  2. Right now I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.

  3. You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.

  4. Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world.. .. That's me .. . But to my wife .. .

  5. It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

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