Nine out of ten significant people have to do with money or war!
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Jonathan Safran Foer
You think money can solve any problem, but all it s good for is buying the things it can, and leaving you free to pursue the things it can't.
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Ann Herendeen
I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me.
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Hunter S. Thompson
God, how impossible life is without money. Nothing can ever overcome it, it's everything when it's anything. How can I write in peace with endless worries of money, money, money? (“Disappearing Act”)
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Richard Matheson
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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Anonymous
More Quotes By Jackie Mason
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Right now I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.
You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.
Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world.. .. That's me .. . But to my wife .. .
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.