Scott AdamsLife is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
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Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. This quote is often used in an argument with someone who is saying that they are not interested in doing something because they don’t like it. However, this person might change their mind later on before putting the spoon back in the yogurt.
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