I can't tell you his age but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.

Milton Berle
Some Similar Quotes
  1. We are no longer in the dispensation of age and experience. We are in the era of knowledge and information. Information leads a true leader and a true leader leads others. - Israelmore Ayivor

  2. It doesn't matter how old you are, " Lila said. "What matters is how you live. - Anat Talshir

  3. A seeker of radical strenght Keeps everything on track, Feeble force yields at length, Not sure where to go back. When one can't find courage, And all the efforts seem vain, It's advised to fight like a sage: Be powerful like a bullet train! Too... - Ana Claudia Antunes

  4. The power of intuitive understanding will protect you from harm until the end of your days. - Lao Tzu

  5. Offering care means being a companion, not a superior. It doesn’t matter whether the person we are caring for is experiencing cancer, the flu, dementia, or grief. If you are a doctor or surgeon, your expertise and knowledge comes from a superior position. But when... - Judy Cornish

More Quotes By Milton Berle
  1. Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient

  2. If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

  3. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

  4. If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

  5. I can't tell you his age but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.

Related Topics