It is always tedious when someone tells you that if you don't stop crying, they will give you something to cry about, because if you are crying then you already have something to cry about, and so there is no reason for them to give...
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Lemony Snicket
Talking to them was like being placed into conversational purgatory, with no hope of being released without significant damage to one's self-esteem.
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Elizabeth Eulberg
What are you - Secret Service?''If I were, I wouldn't admit it.'' And you're not admitting it, I notice.
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Robert Goddard
More Quotes By Elizabeth Eulberg
And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.
I look at the hundreds of algebra problems facing me in the next three days. And here I thought I’d figured out the equation to my happiness.
I wouldn’t change a thing Because all those things led me tothis place And to you
I remembered reading somewhere that if you smile at something, it automatically makes you happier.
I’m an idiot for thinking that one performance would change anything. Maybe I should stop writing songs and start writing fiction.
