Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.
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J.k. Rowling
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
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Oscar Wilde
Big words from a guy who's trussed up like a turkey. What are you going to do, wobble over here like an upside- down turtle to snap me in half?"" The logistics of breaking you are easy. The only question is when.
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Susan Ee
To have a viable civilization, people have to have a benign government, a semblance of education, spare time, imagination, and manners
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Jonathan Chamberlain Williams
For a poet he threw a very accurate milk bottle.
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Ernest Hemingway
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The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.
I am unable to believe in a God susceptible to prayer. I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits, and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three...
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
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