Well, what I don't understand is why people get all dressed up and drive to church so they can sit there and get scolded. Seems to me it'd be a whole lot easier for the to just stay home in their pj's, eat pancakes, and get yelled at over the radion. Beth Hoffman
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The idea of going to church and getting scolded doesn’t seem like a very good idea at all. It seems like a better idea to eat pancakes and get yelled at over the radio. If you want to go to church and get scolded over the radio, by all means do so! However, if you want to go to church and get scolded in person then you can tell people that they can hardly believe that you’re actually doing such a bad thing when they know that you’re not.

Source: Saving Ceecee Honeycutt

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