Jehovah's Witness are welcomed into my home... You gotta respect anybody who gets all dressed up in Sunday clothes and goes door-to-door on days so hot their high heels sink a half-inch into the pavement. The trick is to do all the talking yourself. Pretty soon, they'll look at their watches and say, 'Speaking of end times, wouldja look at what time it is now! Celia Rivenbark
About This Quote

This quote is directed at Jehovah's Witnesses, a religious organization whose members believe that Jesus will return to earth to set up his heavenly kingdom. The joke here is directed at the belief that Jehovah's Witnesses are likely to be among the last people on Earth before the end of the world.

Source: Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

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