Dad had this story. A Marine and a Navy guy walk into a bathroom together. They both take a piss, and then sailor goes to the sink. The Marine heads for the door, and the sailor says, "Hey- in the Navy they teach us to wash up after we take a leak." And the Marine turns around and says, "Yeah? Well, in the Marines they teach us not to piss on our hands. Keith R.A. DeCandido
I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are.
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Jess C. Scott
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Karen Chance
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More Quotes By Keith R.A. DeCandido
Of course, you won't confirm or deny it, which means I'm probably right, since if I was wrong, you'd be gloating about it.
All aspects of honor derive from honesty. A liar cannot truly be honorable, for where is the honor in deception?
Dean, you've been to Hell, I started the Apocalypse, and we're supposed to be possessed by an archangel and the devil. Now you're being skeptical?
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No, he focused on the one thing that he knew would keep him grounded the way the demon said he'd need