If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.

Bill Maher
Some Similar Quotes
  1. When you make a choice, you change the future. - Deepak Chopra

  2. Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. - Ernst F. Schumacher

  3. A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old. - Eoin Colfer

  4. Naive people tend to generalize people as–-good, bad, kind, or evil based on their actions. However, even the smartest person in the world is not the wisest or the most spiritual, in all matters. We are all flawed. Maybe, you didn’t know a few of... - Shannon L. Alder

  5. Christianity, like genius, is one of the hardest concepts to forgive. We hear what we want to hear and accept what we want to accept, for the most part, simply because there is nothing more offensive than feeling like you have to re-evaluate your own... - Criss Jami

More Quotes By Bill Maher
  1. There's an old, frequently-used definition of insanity, which is "performing the same action over and over, expecting different results.".. Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic....Other symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia are: Do...

  2. I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

  3. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

  4. The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.

  5. Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.

Related Topics