I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

Charlie Sheen
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  1. The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.
  2. You can't beat me. I have the mind of a warlock with adonis DNA. Winning!
  3. I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
  4. I GOT TIGAR BLOOD
  5. As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
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