14 Quotes & Sayings By Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen (born Charlie Luciano in Queens, New York) is an American actor, film producer, director, and author. He rose to fame in the late 1980s and early 1990s with roles in the films Platoon (1986), Wall Street (1987), Young Guns (1988), and Major League (1989). He proved his comedic abilities by starring in the successful television series Two and a Half Men (2003–2011). He was fired from this show in 2011 after he went on a tirade against its creator, Chuck Lorre.

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The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one. Charlie Sheen
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You can't beat me. I have the mind of a warlock with adonis DNA. Winning! Charlie Sheen
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I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. Charlie Sheen
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I GOT TIGAR BLOOD Charlie Sheen
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As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what? Charlie Sheen
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Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever. Charlie Sheen
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I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know? Charlie Sheen
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But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. Charlie Sheen
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I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill. Charlie Sheen
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The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Charlie Sheen
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I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground. Charlie Sheen
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I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love. Charlie Sheen
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I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future. Charlie Sheen