Bo BurnhamI put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed
About This Quote
When first introduced to the world, the colorful chameleon was thought to be a myth. Then, someone noticed that these colorful creatures could change color to match their surroundings. This discovery helped disprove the stereotype that men are colorblind. In this quote, a man shows his sexual preferences by putting a colorful dildo on a red background.
The fact that the man finds this colorful dildo intriguing is enough to make people blush. His actions are similar to those of a woman who finds a man attractive, but then finds him attractive because he is not like other men.
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