I think one of the problems in this country is that too many people are screwing things up, committing crimes and then getting on with their lives. What is really needed for public officials who shame themselves is ritual suicide.
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

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Unknown
Go higher and higher, until it becomes impossible to bring you down, I wanna use a microscope to locate you, don't even dream of coming down.
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Michael Bassey Johnson
Be happy about your own life and you'll be amazed at just how much more beautiful you'll find it to be.
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TemitOpe Ibrahim
Be absolutely assured that we will die long before our own deaths if we ever allow the fear of adulthood to kill the wonder of childhood.
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Craig D. Lounsbrough
I am wealth, prosperity, and abundance. God multiplies this and I give thanks I AM receiving more and more money everyday.
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Ron Barrow
More Quotes By George Carlin
I credit NTI, truthfully, with everything as far as where my head is and what my goals are and dreams are. I would say it was probably one of the most influential moments of my life, being there.
You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
My main focus is to always try to be myself first, and then, hey, if I wear a cool jacket, that's a bonus.
I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets with patches on the side. When I got to college, as I was walking across campus one day, I ripped off a little flyer for this sketch-comedy group. It...
I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets with patches on the side.
