David SedarisThe landscape is best described as 'pedestrian hostile.' It's pointless to try to take a walk, so I generally just stay in the room and think about shooting myself in the head.
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“The landscape is best described as 'pedestrian hostile.' It's pointless to try to take a walk, so I generally just stay in the room and think about shooting myself in the head” is an example of a statement that cannot be true. Even the most optimistic person would agree that there are ways to accomplish something other than shooting yourself in the head. There are many different modalities by which we can survive without killing ourselves.
Source: When You Are Engulfed In Flames
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