What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Steven Wright
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
About This Quote

I’m sure it’s not an unusual scenario. You’re out for a night of fun, but everything seems to be going wrong. The car breaks down. A man is chasing you.

An old friend turns on you and your girlfriend. And your dog refuses to move from the dog park. Every time you feel yourself getting scared half to death, you have a choice: You can either let fear take over and ruin the night or you can think about what scares you half to death twice and laugh after it happens.

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