If I've got a Dad, and his name is Wormwood Rot, and he's in some heavy metal rock band called Grave Dirt .. . then I'm definitely meeting him! She stares at me awkwardly, and I'm about to ask again–maybe even insist–when she says, "Honey, why do you think he's on the news? Wormwood, I mean .. . your father? Becca, he's .. . dead. Rusty Fischer
About This Quote

This is a clever story told by the young girl who was asked how she would describe her father. She answered simply "dead." Perhaps her father had died recently, but the way that she described him was that of a corpse. She knew that he was dead because she had seen his picture in the newspaper. If you have seen the news yourself, you will know that this is a very chilling answer.

Source: Becca Bloom And The Drumsticks Of Doom: A Heavy Metal Love Story

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