Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Erma Bombeck
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  1. When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God said, "Have you read the specs on this order?"...

  2. When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

  3. There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

  4. I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

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