No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know! " the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"" What?"" Oh, you'd like something simpler?
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Terry Pratchett
I get it, ' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?' If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?
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Terry Pratchett
You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!
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Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Most people are like sheep. Nice, harmless creatures who want nothing more than to be left alone so they can graze. But then of course there are wolves. Who want nothing more than to eat the sheep. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>But there’s a third kind of...
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Barry Eisler
They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down.
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Lewis Black
More Quotes By Jim George
If you have to hang a man you could have put on a better trail, you aren't entitled to own a rope.
Never let the law interfere with justice.
If you need a gun to do it with, you aren't doing it right." Sheriff Bud Smith.
What I got in life that can't be probated I reckon I'll have to take with me. Mostly that is my thankful recollections of all the folks who crossed my trail since I shed my first tears in the year of 1880. Sometimes I had...
