Your kids pissing you off is an inborn instinct. It's nature's way of getting you to kick them out when they turn 18! Okaaay. ~sigh~ Due to the times, you can kick them out between the ages of 28-38. Can someone please dramatically reduce the cost of housing, already?~ S H E E S H~ Dakota Dawn
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In the modern world, people often forget about nature, but it's a good reminder that we should all try to connect with our surroundings. For instance, one time I was living in a house with a friend who had two kids. One day I went outside to hang out with another friend and the kids started yelling at us because they were bored. We all laughed and went inside, but as we were leaving my friend said, "I bet those kids piss you off!" I said yes and we both laughed.

But he was right. There's no doubt that those kids could have been annoying as hell! And as soon as they turned 18 and left the house the other half of the relationship would be gone. So if you're old enough to be their parent and you're still around, keep them around!

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