Ryan LillyThe best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.
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When you are sitting on your butt, all of the sudden, someone comes along and gives you a stick to play fetch. A stick is something you can hold in your hand, but it’s not the best way to play fetch. The best way to play fetch is with a real dog.
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