You’re an English major, aren't you?” “Hey! ” Immediately retreating, Keith swatted at him with a dishcloth. “Leave my brain alone. It’s resting.” “Sorry, sorry.” He leaned away, hands up to display his surrender. “I didn't mean it, I take it back.” “You’d better

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When the guy asked if you were an English major, he was kind of making fun of you. He was trying to make you feel like a nerd and it wasn't working. He was ignoring you and acting like he didn't care when in fact he was really trying to insult you. He's apologizing now but this is no way to treat people.

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