If you don't believe it's elves, that's your problem. I know it's elves.

Janet Taylor Lisle
About This Quote

This is a popular saying that means you are overreacting or being unduly suspicious. The term “elf” is often used to describe a conspiracy theorist. The term derives from the imaginary, supernatural creatures of great beauty and power, which are said to inhabit different parts of the world. It is not known for sure what these beings really are, but the most common theory about them is that they are more of a mischievous prankster than an evil spirit or demon.

Source: Afternoon Of The Elves

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